I will:

• kiss you
• pack your lunch
• make the bed
• kiss you when you’re mad or sad
• catch spiders
• get the mail
• hug you all the time
• kiss your boo boos
• make you food
• snuggle with you
• support you and your dreams
• listen to you talk about your problems
• kiss you some more
• hold your hand in public
• play with your hair to soothe you
• kiss your forehead
• and your cheeks
• and your eyes
• and your nose
• and your mouth
• laugh at your jokes
• no matter how bad
• massage your back
• and love you
• forever
• and ever

attains:

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.